Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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