Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
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