Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize