Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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