brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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