Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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