Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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