Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
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we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
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I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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