You were right. It hurts to walk today.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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