margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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