well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
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can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
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I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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