I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
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we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
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He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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