yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Randomize
