After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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