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I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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