oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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