a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
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