Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
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Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
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I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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