My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
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