ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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