need another drink. this is the easiest way
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
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idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
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All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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