I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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