yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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