We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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