You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
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He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
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Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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