yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
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