Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
that's an acceptable place to lick
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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