Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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