Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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