Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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