sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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