Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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