OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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