I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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