even my farts smell like vagina
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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