If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
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No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
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He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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