I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
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Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
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My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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