It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
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It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
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at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
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