What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
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Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
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There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
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