To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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