I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
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its like you know when i get waxed
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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