this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
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the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
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Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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