So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
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Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
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I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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