yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
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I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
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I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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