I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I think people are normalizing furries
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
Randomize
