dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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