Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
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The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
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After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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