Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
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