Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
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last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
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Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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