Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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