Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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