She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I think my fart just growled at me.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
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nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
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I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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