They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
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there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
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At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
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