You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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