Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
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3pm strippers are depressing
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
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How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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