Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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