you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
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I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
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I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
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