i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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