I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
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She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I won't apologize to a one balled man
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
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well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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