that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
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