I'm so fucking centered right now
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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